You have misled a prince, a royal king,
A happy gentleman in blood and lineaments,
By you unhappied and disfigur'd clean...
Henry thinks he's being helpful. How cute.
This is basically a self-remix undertaken as part of an askbox meme on Tumblr-- strangeparticles requested a POV-swap of "To Work And After, Holiday" and that!Henry is so mind-bogglingly appalling that I couldn't not. And then it ended up almost the length of the original fic. Oop.
This probably makes no sense without the context of the other fic, though.